Sorry to break the news so suddenly but, as you can see from the offer below, I would be foolish to pass up this amazing opportunity. While writing, however, please know that it has been an absolute pleasure getting to know you all over the last three years. My wish is that one day your blog will also afford you the adventure I am now embarking on. In the meantime, I hope you will forgive me this wholly inadequate and hasty goodbye. Best of luck to you all.
I do hope my email meets you well, I am SGT. VANNES TERRY. U.S. Army in Iraq. I am writing you this email to ask for your agreement to receive the sum of $ 25 Million on our behalf.
The question is can I trust you? My partner and I are in need of a good partner, someone we can trust to actualize this venture and found your contact online. The money is from oil proceeds and legal. But we are transferring it via the safe passage way of a diplomatic courier without any risk or any string attached. If you are agreeable get yourself a deal and reply to my private email: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Once you receive the funds, keep low social profile and take an awesome reward of 30% and custody our share for further evaluation on whether you are good enough in our assessment to invest our share when we review your business proposal. We seek your confidentiality in this business transaction and await your response as I wish to furnish you with more comprehensive details and what is required of you.
It is unfortunate that we cannot call you on the telephone for security reason, if you have a webcam, then we can have a face-to-face meeting and discuss.
I await your urgent reply.
SGT. VANNES TERRY.
You couldn’t make it up. Could you?
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