Where the voices in my heads come to be counted.Her-Mel-ness
Nice letter from the Doctor asking me to truss him the next time we meet. #SpellingRulesHerMelness Speaks
When there are two camps in what is obviously a grudge war, don’t set up tent in either one of them.HerMelness Speaks
I’m hanging on to my temper with my teenager by a thread. And not that expensive silky thread…the cheap, frayed, split kind of thread.HerMelness Speaks
Who keeps a rice dish in their oven for so long it is now a matter for Pest Control? Answer right after this short break.HerMelness Speaks
Good God. Turns out mother was right. About EVERYTHING!HerMelness Speaks
The point in a house move where the stuff in the removal van looks remarkably similar to the stuff in the skip.HerMelness Speaks
I keep asking my mother how she brought up 7 children without a #parenting hashtag. She’s still refusing to answer me.HerMelness Speaks
Funny. Just convinced a passerby that my cat is called Get-The-F**k-Out-Of-My-Garden.HerMelness Speaks
Why does my brain go home for the day when there is still so much to do?HerMelness Speaks
WOW! Someone I don’t know has just emailed and is gonna put £10,000 in my account today AND enlarge my penis. #TheKindnessOfStrangersHerMelness Speaks
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