Where the voices in my heads come to be counted
Size 14 broke in and kidnapped my size 8 body. Ransom demand reads Send cake in small unmarked tins.HerMelness Speaks
Is there a ‘Taking the Passive out of Passive Aggressive’ day? Don’t worry, you just bloody sit there while I go and check.HerMelness Speaks
Mac OS X update coming in. Need to shut down. No, there was no sexier way to tweet that.HerMelness Speaks
Think there’s nothing worse than going for a job interview? Try your young son or daughter going off for a job interview.#SobHerMelness Speaks
Kids, you were warned. Coming to get my headphones. And, yes, rollers may still be in and, no, not sure what lesson I’ll be turning up in.HerMelness
Think before you speak. Tthink before you tweet. And the hard bit is…..?HerMelness Speaks
It is so cold in this house I’m wearing a house coat. How do I even have a house coat? Didn’t we burn house coats in the 70′s?HerMelness Speaks
Dating agency, be clear. If matches exist for me in your database, the police would pretty much close you down. Please stop emailing me.HerMelness Speaks
Could someone look after some blog posts for me, but remember if my mother asks…they belong to you!HerMelness Speaks
Wondering if I should stop asking rhetorical questions?HerMelness Speaks
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