Where the voices in my heads come to be counted.Her-Mel-ness
If sarcasm be the lowest form of wit, I’m in the right room then. *Pulls up two chairs*HerMelness Speaks
Dear corporations spamming social media, canvassing endlessly for ‘Likes’ is not how social media works. I know. It’s confusing.HerMelness Speaks
Just stamped a piece of string to death because I thought it was a centipede. I know, I know, what did string ever do to me. #CreepyCrawliesHerMelness Speaks
Teenager didn’t realise sacrifice means not going out to dinner with your friends when you have a big trip to save for. #OhHerMelness Speaks
Quick, guys, I think I may have been overheard. In what way could ‘Cantankerous Cow’ be a good thing?HerMelness Speaks
Oooh! Someone’s parked a Mercedes outside my door. No, wait…it’s the milkman and his float. As you were.HerMelness Speaks
Found something a chocolate orange can’t fix…an addiction to chocolate orange.HerMelness Speaks
Have no problem with people choosing when to die. Kids clubbing together to choose when I die is what gives me pause.HerMelness Speaks
Am juggling too many balls today and none of which belong to Denzel Washington.HerMelness Speaks
Prom premonitions: Them: Which one is your daughter? Me: The one not in the £5,000 prom dress.HerMelness Speaks
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