Where the voices in my heads come to be counted.Her-Mel-ness
Dear Businesses, time ticking away on a premium rate call asking me how well you’re doing and survey shit is, well, not a great start.HerMelness Speaks
Can I sue for defamation if the lies about me are true?HerMelness Speaks
What makes me follow someone? Wit, kick arse good writing and £500m in the bank. Only joking, I mean £600m.HerMelness Speaks
OMG!!!! Help. Most of the wine ended up in the Risotto.HerMelness Speaks
Off to wish someone else a happy birthday on the wrong day, then miss the actual day, then wish them a belated happy birthday the day after.HerMelness Speaks
Dear Potential Sponsor, when I said wholesome and balanced blogger I meant I tell lies.HerMelness Speaks
Another bit of hard hitting research. ‘Texting whilst driving is dangerous.’ Can I have this job? Here’s one. ‘Don’t run with scissors.’HerMelness Speaks
Prom premonitions: Them: Which one is your daughter? Me: The one not in the £5,000 prom dress.HerMelness Speaks
Monday, again? Why does this shit keep happening to me?HerMelness Speaks
I keep asking my mother how she brought up 7 children without a #parenting hashtag. She’s still refusing to answer me.HerMelness Speaks
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