Where the voices in my heads come to be counted
Quick, guys, I think I may have been overheard. In what way could ‘Cantankerous Cow’ be a good thing?HerMelness Speaks
And for my next trick, I will attempt to wake my teens before noon. *Gathers up hard hat and a shed load of patience.*HerMelness Speaks
I’ve never watched a kettle boil before. I now know why.HerMelness Speaks
I just Google +1′d a post. No idea what that means, but I hope it respects me in the morning.HerMelness Speaks
When my son was younger, he made a stethoscope out of two tampons and some elastic, came down and said hello to the vicar.HerMelness Speaks
It may take a village to raise a child, but it only takes one pissed off mother to knock ‘em down.HerMelness Speaks
Good morning. I’ve got the plumbers and plasterers in today. I wanted a new look and makeup wasn’t cutting it.HerMelness Speaks
Can I sue for defamation if the lies about me are true?HerMelness Speaks
If God had wanted children in charge they would have been born before parents.HerMelness Speaks
I envisage a day mainly trying to wrestle the top off this child-proof bottle of Ibuprofen.HerMelness Speaks
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