Where the voices in my heads come to be counted.Her-Mel-ness
Say what you want about the inconvenience, but those monthly baths are very refreshing. #DirtyCowHerMelness Speaks
I have a difficult staff meeting with myself in the morning where I may have to sack me.HerMelness Speaks
Spammers stop sending me porn or I’ll send you a picture of me in the bath doing something unnecessary with a tub of Vaseline.HerMelness Speaks
These techies aren’t messing around. That ‘Delete Permanently’ button actually deletes things permanently.HerMelness Speaks
Lovely to meet you. My main area of expertise is Denzel’s arse. His films? No, I couldn’t tell you what one of them was about!HerMelness Speaks
I fear my ability to read is hindering my understanding of these heating instructions.HerMelness Speaks
Don’t use your expensive phone as a morning alarm. No good can come of it.HerMelness Speaks
Resisting the urge to tell fellow commuters these are my ugly-going-to-work comfortable boots…and that my good shoes are in my bag.HerMelness Speaks
As a hypothetical, what could happen if you sprayed Raid under your arms instead of deodorant? Okay, then. Will you excuse me a moment?HerMelness Speaks
Prize for the next young person who uses the word ‘like’ in its proper context. Like, is that ok? No. The answer is no. It is not ok.HerMelness Speaks
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