Where the voices in my heads come to be counted.Her-Mel-ness
Dear Schools, please start every telephone conversation to a parent with ‘Don’t worry, nothing bad has happened.’ Yours.HerMelness Speaks
Running late, and where that’s more late than running.HerMelness Speaks
Just stamped a piece of string to death because I thought it was a centipede. I know, I know, what did string ever do to me. #CreepyCrawliesHerMelness Speaks
People, you know how I said I was intelligent and witty? That was my avatar talking!HerMelness Speaks
Say what you want about the inconvenience, but those monthly baths are very refreshing. #DirtyCowHerMelness Speaks
I wrote something really witty then saw Oscar Wilde had plagiarised me already.HerMelness Speaks
It occurred to me last night that I’ve worked for a few Dicks…none of whom were named Richard.HerMelness Speaks
Drum Roll….I’ve made the momentous decision that I am incapable of making any more decisions today. #ThankYouHerMelness Speaks
Teenager didn’t realise sacrifice means not going out to dinner with your friends when you have a big trip to save for. #OhHerMelness Speaks
Concluded not a good idea to write code at Wine O’Clock, but that could just be the drink talking. #HicHerMelness Speaks
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