Gibberish Generation

Licence to menace

Hello. My name is HerMelness Speaks and I sometimes fantasise about strangling four members of The Gibberish Generation (teenagers) who are related to me.

Mum, don’t you mean that qualified professionals suggested you might want to find a more constructive outlet for your rantings observations rantings if you were to avoid a court appearance in your near future? Just saying.

Let the games begin.

HMS HerMelness Speaks
Gibberish Generation

The rules of enragement

My daughter has asked me not to use words and phrases in my Journal (which she calls a ‘Blog’)…well, she actually said “It’s a BLOG mum, B-L-O-G,” with accompanying rolling of eyes…in my Journal (okay, Blog) which younger people may find difficult to understand.

With that in mind, let us start with a term then these children should know but are usually otherwise engaged at school to have learnt. The term is ‘sic’, the meaning of which my daughter and the male ‘friend’ she is bringing home this weekend must have a firm understanding of before he arrives in order that there should be no ‘misunderstanding’.

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