I’m in a bad mood today.
Just TODAY, mum?
A friend of my daughter’s is letting some boy hit her; a relative is letting her boss intimidate her and some fool at Debenhams is trying to tell me that I cannot bring back a dress that obviously had the wrong size label sewn into it. I AM a size 8; I have always been a size 8; and I will forever more be a size 8. The 4-year old child serving me suggested I might want to consider a size 14. I suggested he might want to consider finding a Supervisor with more experience in dealing with mad, menopausal women.