Hello. My name is HerMelness Speaks and I sometimes fantasise about strangling four members of The Gibberish Generation (teenagers) who are related to me.
Mum, don’t you mean that qualified professionals suggested you might want to find a more constructive outlet for your
rantings observationsrantings if you were to avoid a court appearance in your near future? Just saying.
Let the games begin.
HMS HerMelness Speaks