Where the voices in my heads come to be counted.Her-Mel-ness
First item on my Bucket List is…Not to die. Thank you very much.HerMelness Speaks
If I had a fault…wait, there must be one…hang on. No, I got nothing. #FailHerMelness Speaks
My daughter can use every technological gadget known to man, but cannot work out how a broom works.HerMelness Speaks
Anyone want to job share? I’ll do Saturday and Sunday at home if you could do Monday through Friday at the office. With thanks, me.HerMelness Speaks
The next time I decide to put Kiwi in a vegetable curry, someone slap me. I said NEXT time.HerMelness Speaks
Hidden my teenager’s mobile phone. She will self-destruct in 10, 9, 8, 7……there she goes.HerMelness Speaks
Dating agency, be clear. If matches exist for me in your database, the police would pretty much close you down. Please stop emailing me.HerMelness Speaks
The fastest way to find typos, grammatical errors, or just plain shit in your posts is to hit the ‘publish’ button.HerMelness Speaks
At least the teenagers are home later. That will do me the power of good. No, really. I quite like them. Sort of. Maybe. Sometimes.HerMelness Speaks
Computer error: THE SERVER UNDERSTOOD THE REQUEST, BUT IS REFUSING TO FULFILL IT. I have teenagers like that.HerMelness Speaks
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